Patreon Only Boss Queen Cross Stitch Pattern LOL Dolls

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Cross stitch of Boss Queen from the LOL toy line. The PDF and PNG files for this pattern are just for my patrons over on Patreon.

Grid Size: 48W x 99Hk
Design Area: 3.29″ x 6.93″ (46 x 97 stitches)
Colors: 12

One of my Patrons, Whitney Valentine-Wafer is a mad scientist intent on extracting the cuteness from puppies to use in a mind altering cuteness serum that tricks the viewer into thinking the wearer is 300% cuter. So far they have only been able to trick people into seeing 20% more dogs.

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I think I might have the wrong idea about LOL dolls. There’s just something about them that makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe it’s the creepy eyes or the square shaped heads, but for me at least, I think it’s the sexualization of babies that gets to me. Then I thought about it again. Aside from the super short skirts, there’s nothing about the poses, accessories, or marketing for these dolls that is sexual. It’s me. I think they’re sexual because they are fashionable. I’m the one with an outdated idea that young girls shouldn’t wear trendy clothing. I’m the one who has been brainwashed by fashion industry marketing to link fashion and sex because sex sells. These dolls aren’t wearing lingerie or bondage gear. They’re not twerking or pole dancing. They are simply fashionable, and it’s me who has the wrong idea of fashion being inherently sexy.


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