Cross stitch pattern of The Itchy and Scratchy Show from The Simpsons. Thanks to Mr. C for the sprites. Download the PDF here: Itchy and Scratchy Pattern

Grid Size: 146W x 139H
Design Area: 10.29″ x 9.79″ (144 x 137 stitches)
Colors: 8

My Patron, Holly Orlando, owns a local animal shelter with 12 employees. Little do they know that Holly is actually a robot who keeps the staff as pets. Yeah, they go home at night, but Holly still watches over them through their ID badges just to make sure nothing bad happens.

I had my little brother visit me this week. We did all kinds of fun stuff together. One day we decided to go for a drive up to a ski resort in a nearby canyon. It’s summer, so we figured that there wouldn’t be too many people on the road. Boy were we wrong. The place was packed with hikers there for the trails, expensive cars there to hug the turns like a commercial, and of course, a full on flea market. There isn’t a city there. It was just a swap meet surrounded by a couple buildings then trees and rocks all around. We found a copy of Fallout 4 for sale, but my brother had just bought a copy the day before. There was also one of those cool wooden tables with colored resin through the middle like a river. Oh, and a guy selling furniture made out of old wine barrels. It was fun.